Name: Lemony Snicket.
Age: Older than you.
Occupation: Writer.
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Elusiveness.
Favorite Hobby: Taxidermy, playing
the harpsichord.
Favorite Book: The Bears' Famous
Invasion Of Sicily.
Least Favorite Color: Pink.
Least Favorite Food: Arsenic.
Fond Hope: To make the general
public aware of the troubles of the three
Baudelaire children.
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